There was this one day I had to go to the bathroom, but then a couple of my friends were jump-roping and asked me to join in. Apparently, I was so excited to jump rope that I completely forgot I had to go to the bathroom. While one of my friends was jump roping, she messed up and fell. I started laughing my head off When it was time to leave, my friend whispered in my ear, "Amanda, not to embarrass you or anything, but you are wet
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Mid-stream, squatting of course over the vile mess of a toilet with my wallet hanging from my mouth I didn't THINK about setting it down in there , it dawns on me that in my muddled haze I did not lock the door correctly. This thought hits me ONLY because the door flies open and about forty people waiting for an open john get a nice little picture, as the door-opener sees fit to scream "Holy Shit!
I never have, and I'm certain, never will again, want to finish out the night in a port-a-potty. It was eighth grade, taking one of those forced showers after gym class. For some reason, the floor in the girls' locker room was smooth cement, and when wet, was as slick as an ice rink. Returning to my locker, I slipped and whacked my head on the floor, and must have been out cold for about 2 or 3 minutes.
When I came to, my chubby, 15 year old naked body was surrounded by a bunch of laughing prom-queen-wannabes. I've never wanted so badly to be Carrie than at that particular moment. Growing up my dad used to come down to my room in the morning to wake me, pull open the curtains, sing the soonie boonie good morning song, flick on the lights and tell me the temperature outside and to get my butt up for school..
Find all posts by CanadianSue. I am 16,I come home from work 5 o'clock in the afternoon,16 years old and all the lights are off in the house. What is this? I think. Go through the house no one is watching t.
Dad is not at the kitchen table? I open the door and when my eyes adjust to the light my mom is Run from the houde screaming do not come home for 3 days do not look parents in the face for 6 months 5. Polite no. This goes on for a couple of weeks.
I have to go see the pediatrician we all see. His office has a hallway off of which are several examining rooms. The hallway ends in a T-intersection where, if you continue on a straight course, you wind up going through the lab door. So this day I had to have some kind of lab work that involved sticking something up my rear.
It's drop trou and stare at the door between my legs, which I can deal with. Until somebody exits the lab and swings the door open mid my test and guess who's walking down the hallway? There's a coup de grace here. The next day the object of my affection had chance to retrieve a dictionary that called for her passage down my aisle.
She conveniently dropped her pencil by my desk and had the opportunity, in the course of retrieving it, to whisper in my ear, "beatle, I didn't see you. One of my friends has a party at her house to celebrate our graduation from high school. In the course of the party, I had to use the restroom. As I was standing at the toilet, looking down and watching the amazing color change that was occuring in the bowl, I felt my glasses slipping off my face.
Panic lent superhuman speed to my reflexes as I swung my right hand down to bat the glasses out of the path of the bowl. They clattered against the wall and down to the floor. Probably not the best thing for them, but a lot better for them and me than landing in a bowl of fresh urine. As I finished up, the humor of the situation struck me full force. I walked out of the bathroom, tears rolling down my face, still chuckling and buckling my belt. The guy in line after me did a double take before entering.
Not really an embarrassing "naked" story, but I feel it was pretty amusing regardless. Hey, you sweaty lot, what's wrong with showering after gym class? Just think about the guy sitting next to you in the follwoing period! As for me, no naked embarrassing moments here. And I'm nude a lot. As a matter of fact, I'm sitting here butt naked typing this! Gotta get dressed soon thoug, I've got my girlfriend and her parents coming over for coffee in a few minutes.
Is that a key I hear in the lock?? Since I pretty much don't like the restrictive nature of clothes, I don't wear them often. Makes for some interesting door answering Can't really remember it ever being embarrassing for me Find all posts by PurpleCrackwhore.
So maybe three years ago, I was in Iowa City visiting some of my friends from college. A group of 6 of us just happened to be 3 girls and 3 guys were at my friend Eric's apartment when someone suggested playing strip poker. Well, we didn't have cards, so instead we played naked trivial pursuit. It wasn't a huge deal to me, I forgot that I was naked pretty quickly and I was winning the game. At some point I got up to get a soda out of the kitchen.
I walked back to the living room and because I was looking down at the floor or something walked directly INTO Eric's fully-clothed roommate and his new girlfriend, whom none of us had ever met.
They must have come in while I was in the kitchen, but all I know is that nothing can ruin a perfectly innocent game of naked trivial pursuit like two uptight clothed people. The roommate started having some sort of fit, so he and Eric went into the kitchen to "talk" without the rest of us hearing, and the girlfriend just stood there and stared at the remaining 5 of us.
Actually, now that I think of it it might have been just as embarrassing for her. I don't quite remember how Eric and the other guy resolved their arguement in the kitchen, but I think at some point punches were thrown. We didn't get to finish the game, I know that. I was at party--in full kilt, military No.
A woman came up to me and asked if I would like to pose nude for her daughter, who was in the process of putting together a series of "Ladies' Home Companion" calendars, datebooks, and address books filled with photos of naked men.
Well, being flattered by the attention, I said yes. A few days later I drove out into the country to a farm where they were doing a photoshoot in the foothills behind a farm owned by a female friend of the photographer's mother. It had rained the night before, but it wasn't too cold. They wanted to shoot me playing my pipes on some rock outcroppings up the hill, so we hiked up a slick, steep dirt road, and then across some scrub to get there.
Parenthetically, while I was naked and barefoot, I did notice that the farmer was wearing snake chaps, and swinging a stick as she went up the hill.
The pictures were taken, and then we headed back down. Once on the dirt, well, mud road, I lost my footing, and slid 15 yards down the hill, leaving a big, muddy wake as I grasped my pipes to my chest to protect them. Fortunately I hadn't gone over any big, sharp rocks, so I was relatively intact, but I was truly covered head to foot in mud. So the embarrassing part was being hosed down next to the chicken coop by the snickering yr-old daughter of the farmer.
I'm normally rather modest about nudity, so I don't have all that many, except for this particular moment, when I wished I could just explode I was stuck living on campus over the break between spring and summer semesters this year. They stuck me in a basement double-occupancy dorm room. Anyway, after a couple of days, no roommate had materialized, so I thought I had the room to myself. So, one night, I was feeling very much in the mood, so I went down to the Circle K, bought some inspirational literature if you catch my drift , got out a couple of my favorite toys, and proceeded to get down with my own bad self.
I had just about ascended Mt. Orgasm, when suddenly, I heard a key turning in the lock. With the kind of reflexes I had previously only read about in books, I threw the magazine in a drawer, withdrew the toys, and jumped across the room to hide in the closet just in time to hear the door open.
Trying to keep the panting to a minimum, I heard a voice say "Oh, for fuck's sake, the bitch still isn't in Anyway, after she left, I cleaned everything up, and an hour later, she came back, explained that she was my new roommate, that she had been visiting relatives back east for the past week, and she would be moving her shit in tomorrow, just letting you know so that there won't be any surprises In any event, the remainder of our mercifully short time together went uneventfully, except for a couple of oblique references to masturbation in closets.
Anyway, that's my embarassing naked moment. Rest assured, it will not happen again. You bet I'm modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Type in the word below. First Name. It was my turn and I picked dare. Ask Others. One time in preschool, the teacher yelled at some kid to come out of the bathroom because he'd been in there too long. Yep, been naked in front of a lotta folk, it's just what the job entails.
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There was this one day I had to go to the bathroom, but then a couple of my friends were jump-roping and asked me to join in. Apparently, I was so excited to jump rope that I completely forgot I had to go to the bathroom. While one of my friends was jump roping, she messed up and fell. I started laughing my head off When it was time to leave, my friend whispered in my ear, "Amanda, not to embarrass you or anything, but you are wet As embarrassing as that is, I had to go the rest of the day with a big spot on my jeans.
My best friends were spending the night at my house, and we were picking out thongs. Well they dared me to go to the grocery store and wear a lime-green polka dotted thong and wear a shirt with a big rip in the middle. When I went there, guess who was there? My dad told me to come here, and then he spanked me.
He grounded me for 2 months, and I wanted to kill my friends and plus it was in front of my boyfriend! My friends and I were having a sleepover, were we were working on our Tech video. Halfway through the video we decided to take a break and play "The Slut Game. I was in a bed pretending to have sex, my friend was in the closet making noises, and my other friends were just lying on the floor having "sex. The day that the Tech video was due, we turned ours in.
All of the videos were going to be showed to the whole class. We knew that our video was good, so we even got some of our friends from different classes to persuade their teachers to spare 10 minutes to watch our video.
Halfway through out video, it showed us playing the "Slut Game. We were so embarrassed, and to make it all worse we got an F on the project. My friends and I never played that game again! One night I invited my boyfriend to spend the night while my parents were out of town. Unfortunately, my older brother was staying home with his friends, so my boyfriend and i decided to take it easy.
Well it was about am and we went out to the kitchen to get something to eat. Everyone was asleep, so we started making out on the couch then moved to a bed. We started to undress and finally we were totally naked and under the covers. We started to have sex with a condom , and my brother and his friends took pictures of us doing "it. When we woke up, my brother and his friends pulled off the covers and had taped the pictures around us and to make it worse they started to sing, "Sarah had sex, Sarah had sex!
In the middle of winter someone started a small fire during my gym class. We stood outside in the wind and the cold in our gym uniforms. Of course, the drill lasted about 20 times longer than usual, because we had to wait for the fire department to declare the "all-clear. I was spending time flirting with my crush who's in my gym class. Finally we went inside. In English class, I was complaining to a guy friend of mine about how cold it was, and my crush was supporting me. But my friend said that he wasn't cold.
I was annoyed, because he was wearing sweatpants and a hoodie. I yelled, "Yeah, well, at least you were wearing clothes! I slapped my hands over my mouth and turned red. My guy friend laughed, "What were you two doing out there? I could have died. At my school, there is a strict dress-code policy. We have to wear a belt and have our shirts tucked in.
Well, one day, it just so happened that a really cute guy forgot to wear a belt, and I had one in my locker. A pink one to be exact. I handed it to him, and he got through the day without a detention but he got a few odd stares from teachers.
However, he forgot to give it to me at the end of the day. The next day he came to school, escorted by his mom, holding my pink belt in her hand. She threw it at me and said, "I never want you to see my son again! Apparently, she had found the belt in his room and thought we were sleeping together. Let's just say he never borrowed on of my belts again. Okay, for Christmas someone bought me some really awesome school supplies, including a binder that I really liked.
So, I took it to school and showed all my friends. In my math class I sit right behind my crush, and the school dork sits right behind me. Well, I loved my binder so much that I was determined to make it fit underneath my chair in the little rack -- not a good idea. Suddenly as I was pushing, I farted.
I was so embarrassed. My crush was disgusted, but he didn't know it was me He looked back at me, and I did the one thing I could think of -- I pointed to the dork behind me. I didn't know what to do! Then the teacher said, "Would someone please keep their internal movements to themselves. If my binder doesn't fit now, I just put it on the floor. On that day, my classmates were getting their Hepatitis B shots.
Before I knew it, I was receiving a shot of my own, and in a matter of seconds it was over. I had survived! Though, it wasn't until I stood up, that I began to question my thoughts of surviving.
Suddenly it was if the earth flipped upside down. I had become really dizzy and nauseous. As I headed to the drinking fountain for some water to try and settle my dizziness; my world suddenly went black. I had fainted, and somehow managed to crash into the lockers on the other side of the hall. To my surprise, when I finally came to I saw my teacher, the secretary, the principal, the vice-principal, and other teachers who had come to see what the loud crash was.
My teacher was calling my name over and over, as the rest of the staff just hovered over me. My whole class witnessed it, and as I lay on the ground I heard them talking. Some thought I had amnesia, while others thought I had died. It has been three years since that happened, and people still make fun of me because of what happened that day! I was at a sleepover and we were playing Truth or Dare.
My friends dared me to put my thong on my head for a minute. I didn't think it was as amusing as they did, but they got a good laugh out of it. Apparently I forgot to put my underwear back into my bag. When it was time for us to leave the next morning, we all stuffed into the car with my friend's dad and little brother. All of a sudden her mom comes out of the house screaming "Wait! She said she found it half stuffed in the couch cushions. To make matters worse, my friend yells out, "That's Kelly's," and the whole neighborhood was out watching.
I was SO embarrassed. One night, I was sleeping over at my friend's house. Her parents were not home, and her older brother who is really mean was supposed to be watching us. Well, to get back at him, I came up with a brilliant plan. When he was in their living room, we snuck into his room.
We started putting baby powder on top of his ceiling fan. Next we put deodorant all over his TV screen. Then we sprayed cologne everywhere which I later found out his dead grandma had given him.
I felt bad about that. Then, we put salt in his milk and stole his cds and video games. Well, when he walked in and turned on the light, the fan came on.
Powder went every where. He was so mad about the powder, cologne, salt, and deodorant; he didn't even notice we took his cd and games. Later, we put them back without him knowing. I don't think I have to tell you how much trouble we were in after he called his parents and my mom. Yeah, I don't think were going to do something like that to him again.
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